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  MY EROTICA – OUT TO DRY

  By

  Mister Average

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  Published by Mister Average

  My Erotica – Out to Dry

  Copyright 2011 - 2013 by Mister Average

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  CONTENTS

  INTRODUCTION

  PUNISHING THE WIFE

  THE GHOSTWRITER

  HEAVEN

  THE GIRL WHO FARTED DURING SEX

  THE MAID

  ROBO - SEX

  THE TROPICAL HOTEL OF DRUNKEN DEBAUCHERY

  CUCKOLD HUSBAND IN THE PARK

  23rd CENTURY SEX

  MY EROTICA – OUT TO DRY

  INTRODUCTION

  Hello, my name is Mister Average, and for the past three years I have been writing and publishing erotica under a number of different names.

  I am quite a prolific short story writer, and have published nearly three million words, mostly erotica.

  It is quite an interesting career - I guess it is my job to walk around thinking sex all the time and looking for sex based ideas and scenarios and then writing about it. I suppose researching sex, for me, is a tax deduction – that’s funny, isn’t it.

  I enjoy writing erotica, it’s mentally stimulating, but it is also rewarding because of the pleasure others get from my work.

  I enjoy seeing a review where the reader has clearly enjoyed my work - that makes me feel appreciated.

  I remember one reader declaring that ‘The Girl Who Farted During Sex’ was the funniest thing they had ever read. That inspires me to write more.

  I enjoy knowing that the reader is stimulated, and that they might please themselves after reading my work. I sometimes wonder how many orgasms I have been responsible for!

  I am not a famous or well-known erotica author, just one of the many plodding along out of the limelight waiting for that break that never comes.

  Today I decided to take a day off from writing, and instead just put together a compilation of stories that have pleased me the most, and to share them with you in a single volume. I hope you enjoy them.

  There is a varied selection here.

  The Girl Who Farted During Sex is probably the funniest story I have written and gets good reviews, you have the human weakness stories like Punishing the Wife and Ghostwriter, there is the story of betrayal and counter betrayal in the Maid, I touch on cuckoldry in the Cuckold Husband in the Park and I have added two of my futurist erotica stories, Robo-Sex and the scary 23rd Century Sex. To cap it all off there is my little story called Heaven, which makes you wonder what choice you would make.

  Oh, and whilst I have your attention, just a little friendly word to those who leave reviews stating that a story is too short. If you buy something which clearly states it is a short story, and short stories are usually under about 8,000 words, there is no point complaining the story is too short.

  Short stories are exactly that – fast paced and to the point, no time to breathe!

  I hope you all enjoy my work, I write for your sexual and emotional pleasure.

  PUNISHING THE WIFE

  Steve was away for the weekend, with some work colleagues, and eager to get up to no good, but after his friends ran off with college girls he was left alone in the bar - until Carla turned up. Steve immediately wanted the older woman, he followed her to Carla's hotel room and enjoyed himself - until Carla's husband entered the room and caught them at it, and punished them.

  Steve didn’t mind having a drink with friends when he was out on the town and interstate. He had planned this for some time so that two of his colleagues would also be in town over that weekend and they could get up to a bit of fun whilst they were away from wives or girlfriends.

  Funny how you always plan these things to go a certain way, but in reality they just don’t end up like that, and rarely is a night out as exciting as you had hoped it would be.

  He was out of town, footloose and fancy free and he was after some nice and new pussy - and to hell with his wife. In fact, he hoped he would get a chance to bone some slut tonight and he hoped she was married to some loser. He liked that idea - fuck the woman and send her home to her husband with a pussy full of his muck. Steve smiled and drained his drink and motioned to the barman to give him the same again. He had high hopes for the night.

  Of course, to many of those looking at Steve on that night, it would have seemed as though he was the loser, but he didn’t realize that.

  The air of the hotel bar was filled with the sad attempt at piano music provided by a drunken old man sitting at the piano in the corner. Steve looked at the guy as he continued nursing his drink; he was bored now, horny and bored.

  He had joined two of his friends on what he thought would be a sensational weekend of booze and girls, they were all away from home and looking for sex.

  But it hadn’t worked out like that for Steve - instead his two friends had been swept away by two young and gorgeous college cheerleaders who, oh so conveniently, did not have a third friend. So Steve was left at the hotel bar, all alone and knocking back drink after drink.

  He found his surroundings to be mind-numbingly boring and he was so pissed off he thought of going to bed soon. The few women who were scattered around the bar were either with someone, or he could easily see why they weren't - which was a bit uncharitable since he was no hot looker himself.

  He figured after a few more drinks his mind might be dizzy enough to take anything with legs and breasts that walked through the door, that would do him just fine – at least he would get his dick into some wetness.

  Steve was one of these guys who thought a bit of pussy was better than no pussy at all!

  But instead what greeted his eager gaze was a sight he never expected and suddenly the evening changed for him.

  CARLA

  Her legs were long, and her breasts were full beneath the low cut collar of her burgundy dress. Its colour accented her skin tone which was pale and flawless. Her hair tumbled in loose chocolate curls that made him ache to run his fingers through it. She was older, but he was most impressed by the way she walked and how she carried herself with confidence and authority, this was a woman of style and breeding!

  He watched her as she strode across the bar to a small table not far from him. She was instantly served her drink of choice. As she sipped it, she glanced in his direction. He thought it was his imagination, that she was gazing at him sexily while she took another swallow of her drink. He told himself, as the heat rose in the base of his stomach, that she could have any man
she laid her eyes on, yet she was looking at him. Her eyes lingered on him, and he could feel them slowly surveying his physical prowess from his broad shoulders to the youthful curve of his ass on the bar stool.

  Slowly, she stood from her chair. She picked up her drink and wandered toward the bar.

  Steve could not believe his luck when she sat down beside him. He was too nervous to speak as she leaned across him to pick up his glass. She held it up to the bartender and pointed to her own, indicating that the young man should have what she was drinking. Steve couldn’t believe it; this was the material of dreams, not of any reality he had ever lived in.

  “I thought you would like it, by the way, I am Carla,” she whispered just beside his ear. Steve could feel his heart pounding harder and his cock was starting to twitch in his pants. This woman was hot and so confident, he wanted her badly!

  She lifted her glass toward his lips, and he willingly took a sip. The liquid was strong and sweet, their eyes were locked onto each other’s as Steve sipped the sweet nectar. Her perfume wafted around him as she leaned just a little closer, letting her breast’s brush along his arm as she pretended to take a peek at his watch.

  “Hmm, getting late, isn’t it honey?” she murmured as the bartender set down Steve's drink. Steve could not take his eyes off of her as she downed her own drink, and waited expectantly for him to do the same. He did not hesitate. When the strong alcohol struck him it made him a little dizzy. The sensation mixed with the heat of his arousal led him into a heady place of pleasure. He ached to touch her, but he was not sure that he should, was she just a tease, or was she for real?

  Carla stood from the bar and began to turn away, Steve’s eyes following her every move. He reached up to grasp her hand, afraid to let her disappear, and she slid her room key into his palm. Without looking back she left the bar and took the elevator up to her room, Steve watched as her ass wiggled, inviting him to enjoy it.

  It only took him a moment to get the message and jump up from the bar stool. He followed behind her and took the next elevator up to the floor designated on the room key. As he rode the elevator up to the floor he mused about this sudden change in fortune. Fifteen minutes ago he had been feeling down and out, a weekend wasted, but here he was now heading for a rendezvous with a stunning older woman.

  He considered her for a moment, she was very attractive, very confident, and probably in her fifties. He had never screwed a woman that old before, but he was sure she was very experienced and he would be treated to a lot of very hot sex. His cock stirred again in his pants as the elevator door opened in front of him.

  THE HUSBAND

  It had been a long day for Angelo, his work in government security kept him away from home often. Today had been no different; he had been in the President’s entourage as the head of state conducted the business of meeting’s, pressing the flesh and more meetings. Angelo’s day had started at 4am, in another city and he had worked until 5pm. Then it was a quick trip to the airport to catch the shuttle back home only to find a note from his wife saying she was having drinks with her girlfriend Sharon at a city hotel.

  Angelo was no fool; he knew his attractive wife was a slut and that she took advantage of his absences. He kind of accepted it as one of the hazards of his important job that he was away from home, and his wife left to her own devices.

  Angelo knew there would be no Sharon and there would be no girl’s night out.

  Angelo knew his wife would be downtown in some posh bar looking for some younger man to fuck and he guessed she would be in the bar of one of a handful of hotels.

  It didn’t take long for Angelo to find his wife, he had rung the bars of a few hotels and on his third call the barman agreed that there was indeed a woman matching Angelo’s description over the phone sitting in front of him at the bar. And when Angelo provided a secret service number the barman identified, discretely, the number of the room he was charging her drinks to.

  Angelo hung up, reached for his coat, calmly, and drove to the city to deal with his hopeless wife.

  His fingers tapped over the steering wheel as he imagined his wife on her knees being rammed from behind by some younger stud. He whistled softly as he imagined her sucking on some other guy’s dick. He had seen it all before, she just couldn’t help herself. He blamed himself for not being the best of husband’s because of his obsession with his job. He blamed himself for not being an overly exciting lover, and even though it was not his fault, he blamed himself for having a small dick.

  As he pulled into the driveway of the hotel he wondered how different things would have been if he had one of those nice, big thick cocks you see in porn videos. It would have all been different then, he reasoned, she would have been begging him for it.

  SEX!

  When Steve found the right room he reached up to knock on the door, only to find it swung open beneath the pressure of his knuckles. The room was dark, and at first it was hard to see anything in the gloom. He took a few steps forward, dragging his feet so as to not trip over anything and look like a complete nutter. He imagined that she was inside the room somewhere, hopefully already naked in bed and waiting for him. As his eyes adjusted to the gloom he was able to make out more of the room and he could see the bed over in the far corner. He took a few steps closer towards the bed; he felt quite drunk and was as horny as hell. He hoped she was ready for a hammering because he was going to give it to the bitch!

  Finally, as he closed in on the bed, he heard a voice call out softly, and seductively,

  “Over here, lover.”

  He moved to the sound of her voice.

  Through the shadows he could make out her naked figure stretched across the bed invitingly. She did not speak, she only gestured for him to join her on the bed. Steve did not need any more encouragement. He walked over to join her and stood there next to the bed looking down at her; he pulled aside the covers and revealed her completely naked body.

  She was stunning, especially for a woman her age. Steve quickly unbuttoned his shirt and then unzipped his pants and let them fall to the ground. The woman reached up with her hand and rubbed the rapidly swelling front of his underpants.

  Steve moaned as she rubbed the fabric of his underwear against his cock and then gasped as her fingers quickly slipped under the elastic and she grabbed onto his dick. Steve loved it, and knew his cock would soon be standing hard and rigid.

  The woman helped him out and pulled Steve’s manhood out of his underpants. It sprang to attention and she stroked it lovingly a few times before getting on her knees and licking it.

  Steve could see more clearly now, he watched as she peeled back the foreskin of his big dick and then ran her tongue over the exposed flesh. She was an amazing woman.

  He watched as she eagerly took all of it into her mouth and sucked expertly, he couldn’t remember being sucked like this before. His wife was not a big fan of oral sex, this woman was the best! He savoured every moment of the oral treatment and felt a thrill of delight run through him.

  As quickly as she had started she took his dick out of her mouth and looked up at him.

  “Get your pants off and come to bed sweetie, we have business to conduct,” she commanded as she smiled seductively at him.

  Steve slipped his underpants off and threw off his shoes and socks and lay down next to her in the large bed.

  As he lay there next to her he could feel their bare skin brushing against each other’s. Steve began to speak, but Carla pressed her lips to his before he could.

  “Shhh,” she said, “let’s just fuck, ok honey?”

  Steve nodded his acceptance of her terms and lay back and waited for the sexual bliss that was promised.

  Her fingertips wandered along his bare chest and stroked the firmness of his muscles. Steve coasted his palms down along her breasts and Carla gasped through their kiss as the warmth of his touch grazed across her hardening nipples. She squirmed closer to him and slid one leg over his, drawing his solid cock clos
er to the heat of her pussy as she flexed her body against his. Steve groaned and broke away from her lips to taste her neck. When he felt the crack of her hand against his bare ass, he grinned and bit her tender flesh softly. He caught a nipple between his teeth and flicked it lightly with his tongue as his hand rolled over her other breast. The fingers of his other hand were wandering across the slope of her stomach as she grasped his cock and stroked it eagerly. She sighed with pleasure and arched her back as he switched from breast to breast, sucking and nipping as he did.